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Maybe I should crawl into a hole and hide. Or cut myself into little pieces and distribute it. If only I was a cookie. A chocolate one. Here's a piece for you and a piece for you. Happy?
Perhaps the world could all join together like a puzzle. And the puzzle could fit in my purse so I can bring it around with me.
Went to 7 eleven yesterday. I was standing in line and next to me was an array of coloured boxes, each boasting of its own unique power to transform copulation into an unforgetable experience. No more worries about untimely and undesired conception and other nasty little bugs. As I scanned the spectrum of rubbers, my eyes landed on a different range of coloured boxes. Pregnancy tests kits placed neatly next to the contraceptives. Just in case I guess.
I am extremely bored. So I shall ramble about random things. I mean what is it with teh susu apeks? They seem to flirt with me. I hope it's not just me, because what would that mean?!
I received a letter from the government. It read 'Your name has been expunged from the Register of Electors as you did not vote in the election.' And then I had to sign a declaration; "I truthfully declare that to the best of my knowledge, I did not vote at the 2006 GENERAL ELECTION in the constituency of TAMPINES due to the following reason:- blah blah blah"
I like the word expunged. There's something so alarmingly final about it. EXPUNGED. I felt like my name was literally flushed down the toilet. Whoooooosh. Bye bye my name. I shall miss you.
I think whoever invented the TV must have been hell-bent on destroying our intellect. People have stopped thinking and they have forgotten to seek the truth. They have stopped living. I'm not so sure about technology anymore. I feel like we're digressing from something so much more fulfilling.
Perhaps the world could all join together like a puzzle. And the puzzle could fit in my purse so I can bring it around with me.
Went to 7 eleven yesterday. I was standing in line and next to me was an array of coloured boxes, each boasting of its own unique power to transform copulation into an unforgetable experience. No more worries about untimely and undesired conception and other nasty little bugs. As I scanned the spectrum of rubbers, my eyes landed on a different range of coloured boxes. Pregnancy tests kits placed neatly next to the contraceptives. Just in case I guess.
I am extremely bored. So I shall ramble about random things. I mean what is it with teh susu apeks? They seem to flirt with me. I hope it's not just me, because what would that mean?!
I received a letter from the government. It read 'Your name has been expunged from the Register of Electors as you did not vote in the election.' And then I had to sign a declaration; "I truthfully declare that to the best of my knowledge, I did not vote at the 2006 GENERAL ELECTION in the constituency of TAMPINES due to the following reason:- blah blah blah"
I like the word expunged. There's something so alarmingly final about it. EXPUNGED. I felt like my name was literally flushed down the toilet. Whoooooosh. Bye bye my name. I shall miss you.
I think whoever invented the TV must have been hell-bent on destroying our intellect. People have stopped thinking and they have forgotten to seek the truth. They have stopped living. I'm not so sure about technology anymore. I feel like we're digressing from something so much more fulfilling.
Have you ever gone shopping and whilst you were trying on clothes in the changing room, the music in the store starts to play this raunchy number and you start to model the clothes in front of the mirror? Somehow the clothes always seem worth buying then. That should explain the pile of new tops sitting in my cupboard.
So many thoughts whirling in my head. I wish I could write them down instead of these ramblings. But the words won't form.
Merry Christmas to all my Christian friends!
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riri: yah i know! the letter had this accussing tone i felt almost defensive when i had to explain why i didn't vote...haha