Numbers for show

Bus drivers should be hung upside down by their balls from a lamp post. They should be hung next to a bus stand that clearly states the numbers of the buses that stop there.

They wait and wait for a bus to arrive, hoping for someone to save them. It will be sunny and hot, and sweat will trickle down their faces. Finally a bus arrives. They look up at the numbers written at the bus stand. "Yes!" they cry heartily to themselves, "it's a bus that will stop there!" They're finally saved!

The bus approaches the bus stand. They wave their arms excitedly hailing for the bus. The bus doesn't stop. They stare at the driver bewilderedly and go what the??!! Why doesn't it stop?!!

*&&%#$^(#$#%(%&^!!!!!!!!

The driver looks at them and waves but doesn't stop. The passengers in the bus look on but offer no help. The bus moves on and all that is left of it is a trail of exhaust.

The upside down drivers hanging from the lamp post scream in frustration. Obviously buses don't stop at the bus stand even though their route numbers are clearly displayed there. Who would have known eh?

Blardy bus drivers.

On a side note, watched Miss Saigon. A bit taken a back by some of the lewd scenes (I was averting my eyes half the time - still too innocent apparently) but I would give it a go. Pretty funny apart from the fact that the leading girl dies.