Team A+ anthem

Hey you,

Team A+ is here.

Beware patients,

We're clearing you out!

Yes it's true fellow colleagues,

Our list is almost a page!

Oh yeah, Team A+ is here.

Did someone say DISCHARGE?

Well the script's in the box,

The summary's ready to go.

The NUM is speechless,

You wink and grin,and cross them off the list!

Is is a bird? Is it a plane?

No it's Team A+ coming!

To clear the patients out,

To teach the nurses how to page,

To tell the orthopaedic registrars off,

We're not taking this shit anymore,

There are no medical issues - TURF or die!

(Er I mean Riskman!)

Oh yes Team A+ is here,

We don't do bloods for 'just in case',

By golly people!! Slips for everyone, everyday?!

Team A+ is here, follow after us,

Avoid weekend bloods and drug re-writes,

Sort your patients out, put in a weekend plan,

And you'll be Team A+!

Yours sincerely,

Gen Med A.